all in all

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:22:45 -0700

ratchetmess: Can you at least have the baby unhand your tit for...

Sat, 25 May 2013 00:09:17 -0700

ratchetmess:

Can you at least have the baby unhand your tit for the pic? Thaaaaaaaanks

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Sat, 25 May 2013 00:04:06 -0700

people-should-all-be-onions: mydarlingangelgabriel: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, DUMBLEDORE #why...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:27:34 -0700

people-should-all-be-onions:

mydarlingangelgabriel:

Snape, ^{Snape, _{Severus Snape, ^DUMBLEDORE}}

#why do we all know exactly what is happening in this post

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Fri, 24 May 2013 15:26:30 -0700

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:59:35 -0700

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:44:33 -0700

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

pizzasavedmylife: The worst way to go

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:47 -0700

pizzasavedmylife:

The worst way to go

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:30 -0700

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:24:23 -0700

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:23:25 -0700

pigfarts-is-real:

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:01:15 -0700

pigfarts-is-real:

foulmouthedliberty: beben-eleben: There once was a young boy...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:11:21 -0700

foulmouthedliberty:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

This was really an amazing and necessary thing to read right now.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:05:18 -0700

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:48:36 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

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Thu, 23 May 2013 10:47:58 -0700

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:18 -0700

chloweafterdark: leaveyourpantsathome: doncarlosi: tangarang: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:18:13 -0700

chloweafterdark:

leaveyourpantsathome:

doncarlosi:

tangarang:

ccomicsloth:

yokhakidfiasco:

thedeadhand:

general-winky:

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I AM SO UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW

what the actual fuck

This is actually pretty cool

its really sweet though

am

am i the only one who finds this really disturbing.

This is actually lovely.

what the actual fuck

It was cute until the meat and then it got weird

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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:03:05 -0700

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